6/30/08

I’ve single handedly disproved evolution

If evolution were true…

All squirrels would be flying squirrels

3-toed sloths would have 5 toes by now

We would have breed out the short bus people

Nature would have selected Dr. Phil for extinction

And my left hand would be a can opener.

Since none of these things have happened, the only logical conclusion is Darwin was an idiot. Sorry Charles but the gauntlet has been thrown down I anxiously await your reply.

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