It's Mini Me and a Full sized girl. Forget for a moment that it's a logistical nightmare, and let's focus on the girl. Every celeb has a sex tape, it's a right of passage, so I excuse Mini Me for videotaping his fornicating. I mean unless Mike Meyers makes another movie, and I'm not sure he should be allowed to after The Love Guru, Mini might never work again, so do what and who you have to in order to make a living. But this girl! In all the other celeb sex tapes the celebs are hot! I mean what red-blooded American would say no Pam and Paris I refuse to do you with the red light on. But he's freaking mini me. How desperate for attention and 5 seconds of fame are you? Was she molested by a host of Leprechauns as a child? I can't fathom it, he's not famous enough to get you tons of attention, fame and money, you aren't the next Lewinski, but in fairness who could be. Anyways I just saw another sign of the apocalypse so I thought I'd share it with you kids.
For you brave kids, or those of you who want to watch a preview of it through your fingers.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/
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Anything Roy Can Do I Can Do Better
From Boredom Burst Inspiration
If had the testicular fortitude to get on stage, this would be my stand up routine. Some are random thoughts, some are jokes about what’s going on in the world, but all of them are funny to me. When I get bored and my thoughts drift to random stuff, this is where I write it down. My brain is a scary place, here’s a look inside.
Anything Roy Can Do I Can Do Better
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