Really AROD Really?

You cheated on your wife with Madonna? You're AROD you make more money than all of the little countries that broke off from Mother Russia combined. Plus you play pro baseball, you could have literally any young hot money grubber you want, and in NY there are one or 8 million of those running around. But instead you decided to go a completely different route, instead of young and hot you went old and creepy. If this were 1980 I'd so get it, but it's almost 30 years later, and trust me she's not like a virgin anymore. So I hope you had fun going where tons of men had gone before, I'm sure it was worth the millions your wife will get in the divorce.