How can you tell the trash girls, from the prostitutes?

Today on the bus 3 different young ladies were headed to work, but I couldn’t tell if work was in the corner office or the corner of the street. One girl had on a skirt that was more or less glued on her lovely lady humps, when she stood up I learned that she had decided match the color of her underwear to her shirt today. The next girl looked like she’d spent all morning getting ready to go to the club, the strip club, I mean all she was missing was the body glitter. It’s 8:30 a.m. I’m pretty sure the perfume bath and the push up bra weren’t necessary. And the final girl was showing you every inch of her milk makers except her nipple placement. Now don’t get me wrong as a 100% red blooded American I do not mind seeing some scantly clad ladies provided they can pull it off, but I’m just trying to wrap my head around the fact that if this attire is acceptable in corporate America, what’s the rest of the world doing? Are the Hooters girls wearing nipple pasties, are strippers only stripping out of their dignity? All I know is I see the trend, so tomorrow I’m coming to work with no pants on.