Stumping my toe.
When something costs like $9.23 and i hand the cashier a ten only to find a quarter in my pocket after they've hit enter, and it takes them 2 minutes to figure out what they owe me in change. I think all the children that get left behind become cashiers.
Brain Freezes
Howie Mandel
People who stop for no apparent reason on the sidewalk. Look buddy I'm off in another world when I'm walking to work if you come to a dead stop cause your trying not to step on a crack, I will bump into you and we will both break our mammas backs.
People misquoting movies, either know the movie or shut up.
The WNBA
People who have the uncontrollable urge to correct your english anytime you say something that's not grammatically correct. Look I get it it's an impulse, but I've conquered the impulse to hit you in the face, so I need you to conquer yours.
The Fanta Commercials
People talking through movies at the movie theatre. Your voice isn't the reason people are willing to pay 8 bucks for popcorn.
The designated hitter
People who ask you a question only to Answer it themselves.
Them "hey Rusty what's your favorite color"
Me "That's a dumb question but"
Them "It's blue isn't it you wear a lot of blue I bet its blue"
Me "WRONG. It's green. Any more questions i can Trebek for you?"
The sound of a women filing her nails. I'm marrying a girl who bites her nails just so I don't have to deal with that until she divorces me.
When people who only sing and dance are called musicians.
That prepubescent girls will always get money from their parents, which means people like Zack Efron will always be famous.
AND CATS
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You just had to put that last one on there huh?
In that case I have another one for your list:
The fact that foo is the only person still reading this crap.
Got him.
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