Police are cracking down on predators offering candy to kids now that school has started back. The police are setting up stings in parking lots and stuff trying to bust these perverse schmucks, but if they are in the parking lot, the battle is half lost. I mean you have to hope the kid doesn't have a sweet tooth, or the predator only has runts. I say we step up are game, I'd say crack down on any creepy vans, but i like illegal immigrants so I say we take the policing to candy stores world wide. If you own a liquor store you are held responsible if you sell to the wrong people, i think Candy Store owners should be held to these same rigorous standards. If you're selling more than 3 packs of sour patch kids to the same man in a given day, you need to be reprimanded, no grown man wants all that sour, he clearly has ulterior motives. And if anybody even tries to buy Rolos, just call the police. I'm not going crazy here, I don't think there should be a ten day waiting period for a Snickers, but maybe there should be on Zero bars. I know this could go too far and end up with the Bunny Rabbit doing time behind bars, but I think even my hoppy friend would agree that's a small price to pay for the welfare of the kids. All I'm saying is the next time I see a guy with a whole bag of dumb dumb suckers, I'm shooting first and asking questions later.
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When this becomes law Lori is screwed. She buys gummi candy by the shovel load.
Perhaps you should look into that before you marry her. The Sicko
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