Question about McCain VS Obama

I promise to not be as biased as Republicans think the real media is.

1. Is it just me or could McCain double as HeMan's arch enemy Skeletor? I mean his skin is so tight it's unnatural, i think that's the real reason he can't raise his arm, the skin would rip.

2. Would one of those silly kids out there who like to play drinking games die if they took a drink every time Obama said Uh?

3. Is the best reason to vote for the McCain Palin ticket 4 more years of Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin?

4. Is it just me or do you think if push came to shove Biden would shove hard.

5. If the Republicans win will Sarah Palin be the least historic person to ever become historic?

6. How come being liberal is worse thank kicking kittens, but being a Maverick is something to be applauded?

7. We all know what happens when you put lipstick on Palin, but what would happen if Biden put on lipstick? I'm thinking the greatest remake of Bosom buddies ever!

8. How come in politics two people can run against each other for a job, one lose the other win, then the two of them can instantly support each other when the winner offers the loser a job? If somebody offered me a lesser job right after they had just beaten me for a better job, i'd rupture their jugular.

9. If Obama has no experience in war cause he's never been in one, then does McCain have no experience with the middle class and poor people since he's never been one?

10. If things start going bad for McCain is it just me or can you see him yelling and physically attacking Obama in the final debate? That old man gets worked up, somebody should make sure he's not taking extra Viagra instead of his blood pressure meds again.

I know this was just a bunch of questions with no answers, but fret not Mrs. Palin has promised to get back to me with answers.