Do you think drug dealers work the same way as other businessmen? Is there some drug dealer in town who is the best salesman out there, and all the other drug dealers want to be as good as him. Does he give seminars teaching people how to turn a casual user into a junkie? Do they talk in the same business terms as people on wall street?
Jay, full time pot dealer part time coke dealer, "Man when Edward started accepting sexual favors for drugs, it changed the entire business. Suddenly there was a whole new form of currency, profit margins dropped, but employee morale went through the roof."
If there is a Drug Dealer Convention where would it be held? Some seedy motel where they all paid by the hour, or to they just have a corner party? If it wasn't so illegal i'd start selling just to get to the bottom of all these questions.
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Anything Roy Can Do I Can Do Better
From Boredom Burst Inspiration
If had the testicular fortitude to get on stage, this would be my stand up routine. Some are random thoughts, some are jokes about what’s going on in the world, but all of them are funny to me. When I get bored and my thoughts drift to random stuff, this is where I write it down. My brain is a scary place, here’s a look inside.
Anything Roy Can Do I Can Do Better
1 comment:
Welcome back, sir.
I wonder if the drug dealers would prefer Vegas to the pay by the hour motel. That may be where they do business, but let's be honest. Who wouldn't prefer having a conference in Vegas?
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