When life gives you lemons......

Life has never given me anything. If i wanted lemons i've always had to buy them from the store like a normal person. Is there some underground place where Life is giving stuff away for free, is this the same place where people get free government cheese? Have I been paying for lemons my whole life for no reason, how do i get in on this life lemon bounty. But honestly I'm not a big lemon guy, i mean outside of lemonade, they are just tea glass decorations right, so can Life give me something else for free, like money, or fruit roll ups? Come on Life hook a brother up.