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Anything Roy Can Do I Can Do Better
From Boredom Burst Inspiration
If had the testicular fortitude to get on stage, this would be my stand up routine. Some are random thoughts, some are jokes about what’s going on in the world, but all of them are funny to me. When I get bored and my thoughts drift to random stuff, this is where I write it down. My brain is a scary place, here’s a look inside.
Anything Roy Can Do I Can Do Better
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