Things that are always awesome

1. Pizza after a rough night
2. The RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOO scene in Hook
3. Nantucket Nectars Orange Mango, it's the most refreshing thing on earth.
4. People falling down and or getting hit in the nuts.
5. Johnny Cash
6. When you reach in your wallet the next morning, and there's still money left in there.
7. Yelling at inanimate objects
8. Falling asleep to the NFL
9. Doing Nothing for a whole day, and when i say nothing i mean not even getting up to pee.
10. Naked Women
11. The theme song to the Fall Guy, heck Lee Majors in general.
12. When you first get to the casino and you can hear the poker chips before you can see the poker room.
13. Prat falls
14. Feeling more attractive than you are.
15. Dumb lucking your way through life.
16. Burritos
17. Dance offs

Things i react irrationally to

Stumping my toe
Rats
People who were wife beaters as anything other than a costume
Pterodactyls
That counting sheep leads to dreams about sheep
Jamie Kennedy
Those jerks who talk through a movie as if they know what's happening next then it never does.
Muggy weather
Skorts
Whoopi Goldberg
Bluetooth headsets, just hold the phone you lazy bastards