9/10/08

Tray tables not in their full and upright posistions, kill millions

So i was recently on a plane and the woman FREAKED out that my tray table was still down, those attendants are like tray Nazis and i don't get it. Are we unable to make planes that can take off and land with tray tables down, is their a team of engineers working around the clock at Boeing right now trying to solve the problem? Has their ever been a plane crash and they checked the black box and the pilot was like "Oh God the guy in 14 D left his tray table down i can't control the plane we're all gonna die" I mean on a yearly basis how many planes are grounded due to faulty tray tables. I guess this was a long way of telling flight attendants everywhere the next time I'm rocking a mini coma on your plane, don't wake me up, just put my tray table up!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You said it man, those flight attendants are crazier than a shithouse rat.

But seriously, I turned down a job with Boeing working on their "taking off with seats reclined" program. I couldn't take the pressure. That's like Mayo smarts.